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Welcome to the 21st Century,
Jase
In
highschool I can remember hearing everyone talk about their new
pagers. I thought to myself, "I don't need to have one of those.
It's merely a showpiece." Three years later, a sophomore in college
I ended up buying an old Mountain Dew pager off of my roommate,
Mike. Nothin special about this pager, other than a Mountain Dew tag
on the side. Little did I know that same year, everyone was done
with the pager-craze and began buying up cell phones. Again, I
thought to myself, "I really don't need a cell phone. This pager's
good enough for me." Three years later, upon getting my first job
out of college, I find myself walking from my office to the Sprint
store down the street to pick up a cell phone . . .
So now
what? I'm tryin my hand at this webpage thing. It might suck . . .
but from what I gather, it's free (I didn't read all of the fine
print, but they didn't ask for any credit card numbers)!! So who
really gives a damn!!
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I have to
keep updating this site?!?!?! Let's
get things straight here . . . I'm a LAZY BASTARD!! My room's a mess
and my car hasn't been washed in months. Get the picture? I'll try
to update this page as best I can but don't hold yur breath . . .
August 26, 2002 - Open new website. WHOOHOO!!
August
27, 2002 - Added My car, About Me, and Album pages to site . . . I'm
goin crazy!!!
August 28, 2002 - Updated My Car page and added
The Poetic Me page.
September 1-3, 2002 - Uploaded a SHITLOAD of stuff . . . you'll just have to check out the whole site again. PUAHAHAHAHA!!
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Paintball - What a rush!! This is
me after gettin shot in the head . . . TWICE . . . not fun . . . |
Notifying
Visitors of Site Enhancements I'm
supposed to notify visitors of site enhancements in this text box.
To tell you honestly, I don't have the slightest clue what this
means. As far as computers go, I know how to check my e-mails, surf
the web, pay bills online, and make this crappy website . . . which
is REALLY easy to do.
If anyone has ideas on what I can do to
"enhance" this site. Lemme know.
If anyone knows how to get
around these damn pop-ups (without paying . . . remember, I'm
cheap), lemme know too.
I apologize in advance for all the
pop-ups:(
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 Who am
I? My dad used
to tell me while I was growin up, "Jase, you tell me who your
friends are and I'll tell you who you are." Those words couldn't
ring truer in my ears. If any two individuals define me as a person,
it would be my two roommates. Why is that, you ask? They are like my
two consciences . . . bad and worse.
Seriously, though. These
two have been there for me through thick and thin, and have both put
up with enough of my crap to make their heads spin!! I can be quite
a basket case at times!!
In the picture above you'll see my
two roommates (and me, of course:D). I'm the flip-doode in the back,
partially eclipsed by a tall-ass white guy (that would be Scott) and
flanked by a Chinese chick (or would that be chink - kust kidding,
Til - she's gonna kick my ass when she reads this) named Tilly.
Those are my two roomies!! More on them in a bit . . .
I'll
be damned if I remember where this was taken, my brain fails me at
the moment . . . Tilly tells me it was taken at Willie and Reeds in
Bethesda but I was WAYYYY to drunk to notice!!
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