WHO DIS?!?!
     
WHO DIS?!?! 

What's In A Name? 

About Me 

The Poetic Me 

Jase's Thoughts 

My Screenplays 

Interesting Reads 

My Car 

PhotoAlbums 

 
Welcome to the 21st Century, Jase

In highschool I can remember hearing everyone talk about their new pagers. I thought to myself, "I don't need to have one of those. It's merely a showpiece." Three years later, a sophomore in college I ended up buying an old Mountain Dew pager off of my roommate, Mike. Nothin special about this pager, other than a Mountain Dew tag on the side. Little did I know that same year, everyone was done with the pager-craze and began buying up cell phones. Again, I thought to myself, "I really don't need a cell phone. This pager's good enough for me." Three years later, upon getting my first job out of college, I find myself walking from my office to the Sprint store down the street to pick up a cell phone . . .

So now what? I'm tryin my hand at this webpage thing. It might suck . . . but from what I gather, it's free (I didn't read all of the fine print, but they didn't ask for any credit card numbers)!! So who really gives a damn!!
I have to keep updating this site?!?!?!
Let's get things straight here . . . I'm a LAZY BASTARD!! My room's a mess and my car hasn't been washed in months. Get the picture? I'll try to update this page as best I can but don't hold yur breath . . .

August 26, 2002 - Open new website. WHOOHOO!!

August 27, 2002 - Added My car, About Me, and Album pages to site . . . I'm goin crazy!!!

August 28, 2002 - Updated My Car page and added The Poetic Me page.

September 1-3, 2002 - Uploaded a SHITLOAD of stuff . . . you'll just have to check out the whole site again. PUAHAHAHAHA!!
Paintball - What a rush!!
This is me after gettin shot in the head . . . TWICE . . . not fun . . .

Notifying Visitors of Site Enhancements
I'm supposed to notify visitors of site enhancements in this text box. To tell you honestly, I don't have the slightest clue what this means. As far as computers go, I know how to check my e-mails, surf the web, pay bills online, and make this crappy website . . . which is REALLY easy to do.

If anyone has ideas on what I can do to "enhance" this site. Lemme know.

If anyone knows how to get around these damn pop-ups (without paying . . . remember, I'm cheap), lemme know too.

I apologize in advance for all the pop-ups:(

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Getting Rich Quick From My Site!
Give me a dollar . . . please. I take PayPal.

Who am I?
My dad used to tell me while I was growin up, "Jase, you tell me who your friends are and I'll tell you who you are." Those words couldn't ring truer in my ears. If any two individuals define me as a person, it would be my two roommates. Why is that, you ask? They are like my two consciences . . . bad and worse.

Seriously, though. These two have been there for me through thick and thin, and have both put up with enough of my crap to make their heads spin!! I can be quite a basket case at times!!

In the picture above you'll see my two roommates (and me, of course:D). I'm the flip-doode in the back, partially eclipsed by a tall-ass white guy (that would be Scott) and flanked by a Chinese chick (or would that be chink - kust kidding, Til - she's gonna kick my ass when she reads this) named Tilly. Those are my two roomies!! More on them in a bit . . .

I'll be damned if I remember where this was taken, my brain fails me at the moment . . . Tilly tells me it was taken at Willie and Reeds in Bethesda but I was WAYYYY to drunk to notice!!


E-mail mah bored ass!!